Ok...for the Girls...
I saw this the other day and I thought that it is a good list for all the girls out there who want to balance out the Men's Rules that I posted earlier. I find few of these logical and/or funny, but I am a fair guy and I think that all views should be expressed, even if they are goofy...
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves...
11. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
12. We will never regret piercing our ears.
13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
14. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves...
11. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
12. We will never regret piercing our ears.
13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
14. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
posted by Original Blog-surfer | 5:14 PM
4 Comments:
Those are pathetic
Give me 2 weeks, I will come up with 30 much better points
And I demand that you post them
I am sure that you could...If they are better, then I will post them. But they have to be clean!! Remember, I am running a foul language free blog here!!!
Foul language?! Me?!
Some of them are really funny :D. Especially : 14. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Because it's true!! The first one is funny too, but kinda harsh
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