Oh My Gosh...
My friend was driving with his girlfriend a while ago. On the highway...70 MPH. As they were driving, she looks out the window and asks, "Why are those geese flying backwards?" They are no longer dating...
I was working at Subway and someone asked me, "What is the difference between a foot-long and a six inch?"
An angry student got up in front of the whole student body and said..."I have two words for you all...PA THETIC."
True stories. I am a firm believer that some people need to be slapped.
I was working at Subway and someone asked me, "What is the difference between a foot-long and a six inch?"
An angry student got up in front of the whole student body and said..."I have two words for you all...PA THETIC."
True stories. I am a firm believer that some people need to be slapped.
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Which is why I am starting my own Boondock Saints mission: to bitch-slap all those stupid idiots in the world that everyone wants to slap but no one has the guts too.
I volounteer for the slapping. May I?
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