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I am the one, the first, the Original Blog-Surfer. I roam around Blogdom and leave comments on whatever Blogs I want. If I happen to comment on your Blog, don't get bent out of shape...be honored.

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Location: Missouri, United States

Quiet until I know you. Polite even if I don't like you. Cynical all the time. HATE gossip with a passion. Firmly believe that there are always two sides of a story and anyone who makes a decision based solely on one side is acting like a fool. I love to read, so if you have read a good book, let me know.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Oh My Gosh...

My friend was driving with his girlfriend a while ago. On the highway...70 MPH. As they were driving, she looks out the window and asks, "Why are those geese flying backwards?" They are no longer dating...

I was working at Subway and someone asked me, "What is the difference between a foot-long and a six inch?"

An angry student got up in front of the whole student body and said..."I have two words for you all...PA THETIC."

True stories. I am a firm believer that some people need to be slapped.

2 Comments:

Blogger MattyP said...

Which is why I am starting my own Boondock Saints mission: to bitch-slap all those stupid idiots in the world that everyone wants to slap but no one has the guts too.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Kirsti said...

I volounteer for the slapping. May I?

5:28 AM  

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