Variations...
Got these from a blog who...got them from a blog who...got them from another...
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
posted by Original Blog-surfer | 10:39 AM
5 Comments:
That is funny! I'm not that familiar with English 'rimes/poems' but I know 2 of them (original version) but these are funnier :D. How do people do that?
They sit down, let go of their lives and let creativity fill them.
How stupid :P, hahah. No just kidding. it's amazing how they can think of something like that, but I already told that..
Does anybody know what time it is??
It's UPDATE TIME!
Tool.
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
The sheeps in the meadow the cow's in the corn.
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack plugging them deep.
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